Monday, January 23, 2012

The awkward moment when you realize one of your riffs is featured in a 1997 Offspring album. I could have subconsciously remembered that riff from "The Meaning Of Life". Good thing it's one of my unfinished songs. Also, "I Choose" is Jane's Addiction's "Idiot's Rule" with different lyrics, "Intermission" is probably sampled off Tito Puente, and "Way Down The Line" is "Da Do Run Run" with a sped up "You Really Got Me" riff thrown in. Ixnay On The Hombre - the creative pinnacle of 1997.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

"Kate Bush's entire 50 Words For Snow concept is a complete farce. Last I checked, 'bad for trains' does not constitute one word."

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Somehow I don't think I'm alone among fantasy owners in thinking, "Matt Flynn had 88 FANTASY POINTS? I could practically be celebrating a championship right now if I had claimed him off waivers instead of (ugh) Tim Tebow."

I am in a league with silly "bonus" yardage points, though I'm not sure what that performance is equivalent to in regular fantasy. Flynn still probably would have helped me out a lot either way. Unlike Tebow... oh my.


It's also absolutely sickening Tebow made the playoffs as well. Can the entire AFC West just fall into the ocean?