Monday, November 26, 2012

Ravens and Giants players are probably saying to themselves right now, "Wow, it's really pathetic we lost to the *Eagles*!" 

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Alright everyone, I've just been informed that next up on the mic is gonna be God. I just got a memo that God is coming up next on the mic. Specifically descending from heaven to play our open mic night, no doubt thanks to that stellar performance by myself and Stephen. Probably that's why God is coming. God is on his way and he's probably got some jokes. God likes to tell jokes." -Jonas Oesterle at The Fire open mic, 8/25/08 

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

So is the well for really really good 2011-12 albums as barren as it seems or are they hiding underground and I'm just getting old and out of touch? 

Saturday, November 10, 2012

I think my dreams are broken. The Phillies were losing 20-1 to the Astros in my dream from last night. News flash: It's not possible for Cole Hamels to give up 6 hits and yet allow no runs in 2/3rds of an inning. They never had Barry Zito. They haven't had Chad Durbin in *checks Wikipedia article* 2 years. And I somehow doubt he would be responsible for the only run by *hitting* a homer, then getting booed by the home crowd for it. So thankful there's no Astros on the schedule next year. Also, fun fact that the Fire Andy Reid group pointed out: The Phillies have won a game more recently than the Eagles. Depressing. 

Thursday, November 8, 2012

I don't want to reinvent my whole lifestyle. I just want to keep doing dorky things like deciding whether this song is a 4.5 or 4.75. 

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

OKCupid, why are you the biggest buzz kill ever? I don't know if I'm attracted to and/or have the highest match percentages with the completely wrong people, but it sure feels that way sometimes. I need a life.