Thursday, February 28, 2013

\Instead of "How's it going, Nick?", Facebook should ask, "What's the buzz? Tell me what's happening."

Thursday, February 14, 2013

I so wish Leonard would end up with Alex instead of Penny on Big Bang Theory. Grumble.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Surprisingly, recording myself yelling 'HEY, YOU HORRIBLE LAZY PERSON! GET OUT OF BED!' and using it as an alarm tone did not work.

Monday, February 4, 2013

The Ten Animal Food Chain would be an awesome name for a band.