Friday, November 27, 2015

Astoundingly stupid fantasy football move of the season: starting the Eagles defense on my team two weeks in a row instead of the Panthers defense. Ugh. In my defense, (a) Yahoo had the Eagles D projected higher and they've scored a bunch of touchdowns in the past, (b) I got away with it last week and still won my matchup anyway and (c) fandom.

Monday, November 23, 2015

My Dan the Serious Businessman side: "Let me guess, Blindspot. Your 10th episode will feature yet another big shootout that Jane and Kurt somehow survive unrealistically. This show should be called Patterson anyway, because she's like the only happy blonde forensics expert character in a sea of mopey faces. I hear she's single now..."